主演：娜塔莉亚·罗蒙丝 何永霖 西蒙·德兰尼 凯蒂·克朗 Michel Bardinet 丹·福勒
类型：科幻,谍战,动作 地区：韩国 年份：2022
简介：谁知道刚拉开卧室的门，就看见外面的堂屋里已经摆上了一桌子饭(📌)菜，而桌子的旁边，某个讨人厌的臭男人正抱着猫猫逗(🏀)它玩。而顾潇潇爽快的行为，倒是让班上不少男生对她改观。故事发生在清乾隆（傅聪 饰）时期，时逢万寿节，皇上的生日，他在圆明园宴赐(📲)百官，宴毕，兴(🤡)趣高涨的乾隆摆下24桌(zhuō )围棋，他一人独战(🐓)群雄，手中云子如行云流水，不一会功夫大(🔹)获全胜。对于纹枰(🍭)大(🌂)战如此之重要赛事，却没(méi )让奉命待诏的棋(qí )手(shǒu )参加，大(🚬)臣中有人愤愤不平，年轻棋(qí )士施襄夏（章贺 饰）更(🖋)是不屑一顾。另一棋手孙明尊（(🐷)苏茂 饰）拿出一副名窑烧制(👌)的古(👙)云子大加炫耀，不料遭施襄夏当头棒喝，讥讽他手中的云子不过是(shì )窑弃废品而已(yǐ )，令孙明尊十分尴尬。大臣们为讨好乾隆，暗中传出话去，凡与皇上对弈(🧝)，任何人(rén )只能输不能赢。乾隆知其有诈，差施襄夏进(🛴)宫对弈，但施(shī )襄夏(🕯)(xià )敢赢皇上吗……本片为1963年第二届(jiè )金(jīn )马奖优等剧情片，为大(dà )师李翰祥执导，王月汀(tīng )编剧，由(yóu )金马(👡)影后李丽华饰(shì )传(chuán )奇天后武则天，赵雷饰唐高宗(💑)，另有丁宁与(yǔ )二位导演罗维、胡金铨主演，张冲(🏄)、张仲(zhò(👣)ng )文(wén )及严俊客串。故事描述，武则天有倾国之貌(🥅)，绝世才华；年十(🤺)四，唐太宗召为才人(📎)；及太宗崩(bēng )，武入感(gǎn )业寺为(❣)比丘尼……五当家对于他身旁(páng )的女人，似乎特别的在意。对我而言，这二者都不过只是一个选项，都可选。我还真想看(kàn )他生气呢！来收拾我啊！给我家法处置啊！找人把(🔥)我扔进江里喂鱼啊！景碧毫不客气地开口道，我怕谁啊我—(📴)—他几次不得手之后，表现的越来越狂躁，但(👳)(dàn )整个人就像提线木偶一样，眼(🎯)(yǎn )神没(méi )有丝毫焦距。You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10